Gnomograms Transmissions from the server garden

So I have a thing for animal-shaped tchotchkes. I have a variety around the house but not enough to be overwhelming. In our living room I’ve got ducks, elephants, fish, a baby turtle, a puffin, and corals (because they are animals, too, you know). I’m always looking for more. Josh doesn’t share my love of animal knickknacks. Recently we were in Pier 1, and I found these. I immediately fell in love with them, but Josh wouldn’t let me buy them. It was tragic, and I mourn them every day. The face on that one fish! *sigh* I want to buy like 50 of them and place them strategically around the house. WANT.

Tonight I found these garden statues at Lowe’s.

LOVE them. Josh said no again. So please, petition him to let me have these crabs for our sunroom. Also please ignore the two crabs in the background who appear to be doin’ it like the crabs in that video.